My heart's racing.
I might be a new world record holder, as certified by Guinness. I've spent the past few hours preparing and applying for a new world record. It's all complete and sent off to the kind folks there in England; now I have to wait.
What does it feel like to be certified a world record holder? To be the greatest--in the WORLD--at some feat? That, folks, might be me!
I'll join the ranks of the few, the proud-the World Record holders. Folks like John Evans, who holds the world record for Heaviest Car Balanced on the Head; and Zafar Gill, who holds the record for the Heaviest Weight Lifted with an Ear; and even Ken Edwards, who holds the record for Most Cockroaches Eaten.
I tremble at the thought of finally breaking through that glass ceiling, and taking my rightful place amid this prestigious group.
If my application is accepted, I will be the world record holder for (drumroll please)...the Most Quarters in the Nose at One Time.
That's right folks. I can fit quite a few. 18 is the current number, to be exact.
What? You don't believe me?
OK. Here's proof. Watch these videos:
Putting Them In:
Taking Them Out:
Do you believe me now? It's amazing, if I do say so myself.
I'm asking for your support though. Assuming they accept my application, I'll have to have a formal "record breaking" event. I've got a tentative plan, the details of which will follow (assuming the application is approved), but It's going to cost a few bucks. So, I've put a link over there on the right where you can donate to the cause (via Paypal). I challenge each one of you: if you'd like to see me as a new World Record Holder, pitch in your own 18 quarters (that's only $4.50) toward the cause! It'll help greatly!
In the meantime, enjoy the videos! And stay tuned; I'll keep you apprised of progress!