Congratulations, Rev. & Mrs. O'Gillery (better known as Uncle Rick and Aunt Gina) on the birth of Caden Myrick Teel!
He was born today, April 9, sometime in the morning (I think). He weighed a lot, and was pretty big (if you wanna know the details, you're gonna have to ask one of the women; they keep track of those things).
Point is, he was born healthy and strong, and will likely prove to be a wonderfully smart, handsome and well-behaved son (much like me).
It would only be fitting though, I think, if he is the type of curious boy who switches the gas tank on the truck to the empty tank (without telling Rick) mid-trip. Or the type who wears green rubber gloves and a gas mask while driving down the road, much to Rick's embarassment. Or maybe even the type who prefers not to eat those southern "just-dip-your-fork-in-the-jelly-a-few-germs-never-hurt-anyone" breakfasts.
It'd be fitting, wouldn't it Rick?
Congratulations guys! We love you, and look forward to meeting young Caden. We have much to tell him!