Friday, July 11, 2008

A Record Travesty

I'm incensed.

I put my life into training to be a Guinness World Record holder (as demonstrated in my video), and Guinness turns me down.

And then, this...this...this GUY, he goes and sits in stadium seats for two days, and Guinness grants him a spot! For sitting in the most football stadium seats!!

Rodney Dangerfield said it best: No respect; no respect.

I'm only half kidding here, folks. We all aspire to some sort of greatness in our pathetic lives. And, at this point in my life, I've resorted to stuffing coinage up my nose in a last-ditch attempt to be truly great at SOMETHING before my life is over.

But, no; the folks over at Guinness rob me of even THAT. So that they can give my page space to THIS GUY who sits in seats.

How pathetic.


(that's me tearing my hair out and screaming unintelligibly in pain and frustration)

(I probably shouldn't be alone right now)


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